Hey gang!
The book is now available for purchase! Five tales of horror by Joe Bannerman! Six original illustrations by Vance Capley! Free cookies for our 100th customer!!
The Facts:
Pages: 90
Pages That Suck: 0
Stories: 5
Weight: .41 lbs
Original Illustrations: 6
Paula Abdul: No, thank you.
Dimensions (inches): 6 wide x 9 tall
The price for the paperback is $9.95. A bit steep, but this is self-publishing, and I only make about $2 out of the deal. Support independent art! Help a brother out! Send my poor daughter to college!! I mean, she's currently only five, but she'll probably go to college...
E-Books and the like will be available relatively soon. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know. Besides, real books are fucking cool!
If you dig it, tell your friends and family (not Grandma, she'll probably be offended). Rate, comment, buy a second copy!
Questions and comments should be sent here: Hyata74@hotmail.com
Saturday, June 16, 2012
Monday, May 14, 2012
YouTube.
The trailer for It Follows is now on YouTube!!!
Yeah, it's the same trailer as before...but..um...it's now on YouTube.
Like it! Embed it! Tell your friends! Tell your Mom!
Woo hoo?
Yeah, it's the same trailer as before...but..um...it's now on YouTube.
Like it! Embed it! Tell your friends! Tell your Mom!
Woo hoo?
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Excerpt.
Folks, the time is almost upon us! If all goes to plan, the book should drop in the next two weeks.
As a teaser, I wanted to share the opening from "Full Tank," one of the five tales featured in It Follows.
I hope you dig it.
As a teaser, I wanted to share the opening from "Full Tank," one of the five tales featured in It Follows.
I hope you dig it.
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As David Fenris
pissed, the smell of the men’s restroom on I-75 halfway between Bowling Green
and Jacksonville threatened to overwhelm him.
Though he was skeptical about the assertion that being blind heightened
his other senses, he decided today to simply go with it. Still, David had a hard time believing that
anyone possessing a “normal” sense of smell could withstand a bathroom in such
a repugnant state.
“This has got to
be some kind of health code violation,” David said to nobody in particular.
As he pondered
the possibility of contracting hepatitis by merely breathing, David was
suddenly met by another odor.
Unbelievably, this scent was even stronger than the first. This time, however, it had nothing to do with
human waste.
When David was
eight, his puppy ran away. At least
that’s what everyone initially thought.
Come to find out: the dog had actually been struck by a car. Somehow, despite being nearly torn in half,
Milo managed to drag himself into the crawlspace beneath the kitchen to die in
some semblance of peace. For weeks,
unbeknownst to the Fenris family, little Milo festered underneath the
house. The fact that it was mid-summer in
Atlanta didn’t help.
After scouring
the kitchen cupboards and refrigerator in search of the source of the heinous
stench, David’s father finally determined it to be somewhere under the
floorboards. Despite his mother’s
protests, David went out back with his father and was less than two feet away
when his Dad crawled out from under the house carrying Milo’s rotting corpse.
He recalled the
exact moment the smell hit him. The
world spun, and David’s legs and stomach betrayed him. He awoke to his father lifting him out of a
pool of stomach bile and the sugarless candy bar he had eaten an hour
before.
David was
fortunate enough not to have actually seen
the decayed corpse of his former canine companion, but the smell provided a
memory that was still horribly vivid twenty-one years later. He had not smelled anything that awful
since.
That is, until
now.
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Radio ad.
Saturday, April 21, 2012
New trailer!
This is the trailer for my upcoming book. Yes, a movie trailer. For a book.
It's already getting positive reviews around the Interwebs, and I think you Bastards are gonna dig it. At least I *hope* you Bastards dig it.
And even if you don't, I have kids to feed. Just buy the shit. Please?
Sweet video created by VanceCapley.com!
Monday, April 16, 2012
It's all coming together.
Monday, April 9, 2012
Cover for my new book!
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