Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Paperback price drop! Kindle version now available!

I dropped the price of IT FOLLOWS on paperback to a mere $5!

 Click above to buy the paperback! 

Screw profit! I just want you to read it, baby!

What? Still not cheap enough? Well, the Kindle version is now available - and that bad boy is only 99 freaking cents!

Click above to buy it on Kindle!

Check it out! Review and rate! Lemme know what you think!

Saturday, June 16, 2012

IT FOLLOWS available for purchase...NOW!!

Hey gang!

The book is now available for purchase!  Five tales of horror by Joe Bannerman!  Six original illustrations by Vance Capley!  Free cookies for our 100th customer!! 

The Facts:
Pages: 90
Pages That Suck: 0
Stories: 5
Weight: .41 lbs
Original Illustrations: 6
Paula Abdul: No, thank you.
Dimensions (inches): 6 wide x 9 tall

The price for the paperback is $9.95.  A bit steep, but this is self-publishing, and I only make about $2 out of the deal.  Support independent art!  Help a brother out!  Send my poor daughter to college!!  I mean, she's currently only five, but she'll probably go to college...

E-Books and the like will be available relatively soon.  Rome wasn't built in a day, you know.  Besides, real books are fucking cool!

If you dig it, tell your friends and family (not Grandma, she'll probably be offended).  Rate, comment, buy a second copy! 

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Monday, May 14, 2012


The trailer for It Follows is now on YouTube!!!

Yeah, it's the same trailer as's now on YouTube.

Like it! Embed it! Tell your friends! Tell your Mom!

Woo hoo?

Wednesday, May 9, 2012


Folks, the time is almost upon us!  If all goes to plan, the book should drop in the next two weeks.

As a teaser, I wanted to share the opening from "Full Tank," one of the five tales featured in It Follows.

I hope you dig it.


     As David Fenris pissed, the smell of the men’s restroom on I-75 halfway between Bowling Green and Jacksonville threatened to overwhelm him.  Though he was skeptical about the assertion that being blind heightened his other senses, he decided today to simply go with it.  Still, David had a hard time believing that anyone possessing a “normal” sense of smell could withstand a bathroom in such a repugnant state.
     “This has got to be some kind of health code violation,” David said to nobody in particular.
     As he pondered the possibility of contracting hepatitis by merely breathing, David was suddenly met by another odor.  Unbelievably, this scent was even stronger than the first.  This time, however, it had nothing to do with human waste.
     When David was eight, his puppy ran away.  At least that’s what everyone initially thought.  Come to find out: the dog had actually been struck by a car.  Somehow, despite being nearly torn in half, Milo managed to drag himself into the crawlspace beneath the kitchen to die in some semblance of peace.  For weeks, unbeknownst to the Fenris family, little Milo festered underneath the house.  The fact that it was mid-summer in Atlanta didn’t help.
     After scouring the kitchen cupboards and refrigerator in search of the source of the heinous stench, David’s father finally determined it to be somewhere under the floorboards.  Despite his mother’s protests, David went out back with his father and was less than two feet away when his Dad crawled out from under the house carrying Milo’s rotting corpse.
     He recalled the exact moment the smell hit him.  The world spun, and David’s legs and stomach betrayed him.  He awoke to his father lifting him out of a pool of stomach bile and the sugarless candy bar he had eaten an hour before.      
     David was fortunate enough not to have actually seen the decayed corpse of his former canine companion, but the smell provided a memory that was still horribly vivid twenty-one years later.  He had not smelled anything that awful since. 
     That is, until now.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Radio ad.

Here is the radio ad for my book. Got a podcast? Host a radio show?

Holy shit! Are you Wolfman Jack?!

Regardless of your press credentials, if you want to help a brother out, please feel free to download this bad boy and PLAY IT!

 I will forever love you.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

New trailer!

This is the trailer for my upcoming book. Yes, a movie trailer. For a book.  

It's already getting positive reviews around the Interwebs, and I think you Bastards are gonna dig it. At least I *hope* you Bastards dig it.  

And even if you don't, I have kids to feed. Just buy the shit. Please?  

Sweet video created by!

Monday, April 16, 2012

It's all coming together.

Just a few formatting tweaks and we'll be gettin' this bad boy on the road.

Getting a lot of positive early feedback from folks around the Interwebs. It's greatly appreciated.

Will keep you all posted.